Cape Feare
Sideshow Bob terrorizes Bart after he is paroled from prison. ...
- CAST & CREW
- Dan Castellaneta
- Nancy Cartwright
- Julie Kavner
- Yeardley Smith
- Harry Shearer
- Producers
- David Mirkin
- DIRECTORS
- Rich Moore
- WRITERS
- Jon Vitti
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Announcer: (GERMAN ACCENT) Ladies and gentlemen, it's "Up Late with McBain," I'm your announcer, Ubergruppenfuher Wolfcastle.
Little Girl: Dear Lisa. As I write this I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown and...
Sinister Male Voice: ... replaced by the benevolent General Krull. All hail Krull and his glorious new regime. Sincerely, Little Girl.
Homer Simpson: (VERY SCARED) Oh my god, someone's trying to kill me! (VERY CALM) Oh wait, it's for Bart.
Homer Simpson: (TAKES LETTER, EMBARRASSED) Oh. I wrote that one, after Bart somehow put this tattoo on my butt.
Grampa Simpson: I say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit. It's probably that evil Gavin McCloud or George "Goober" Lindsey.
Grampa Simpson: Neither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob if someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eating.
Milhouse Van Houten: I checked around. The girls are calling you "fatty fat fat fat", and Nelson's planning to pull down your pants, but nobody's trying to kill you.
Marty: All right, this is dedicated to Bart Simpson with the message, "I am coming to kill you, slowly and painfully."
Marge Simpson: (FRIENDLY) ... some ice cream at the store, since I'm saving so much money on diet cola.
Ned Flanders: Maude, these new finger-razors make hedge trimming as fun as sitting through church.
MRS KRABAPPEL: (CHIPPER) ... in our school production of "Lizzie Borden," starring Martin Prince as Lizzie!
Chief Wiggum: I'd like to help you, ma'am, but (SMALL CHUCKLE) I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
Chief Wiggum: Well, shut my mouth. It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
Lisa Simpson: Bart, I figured it out. Who's someone you've been making irritating phone calls to for years?
Lisa Simpson: We know you're the one behind this. So knock it off or we're going to the cops.
Sideshow Bob: "Dear Life in these United States. A funny thing happened to me..." (WOOZY NOISE)
Parole Board Head: Parole granted! (BEAT) Next up for parole, Bob Terwilliger, aka Sideshow Bob.
Sideshow Bob: Take care, Snake. May the next time we meet be under more felicitous circumstances.
Blue-Haired Lawyer: How many people in this court are thinking of killing her right now?
Blue-Haired Lawyer: Robert, if released, would you pose any threat to one Bart Simpson?
Sideshow Bob: (SCOFFING) Bart Simpson? The spirited little scamp (GROWING DARK) who twice foiled my evil schemes and sent me to this dank, urine-soaked hell-hole?
Parole Board Member #1: Uh... we object to the term, "urine-soaked hell-hole" when you could have said, "peepee-soaked heck-hole."
Blue-Haired Lawyer: What about that tattoo on your chest. Doesn't it say "Die Bart, Die?"
Sideshow Bob: Oh I'll stay away from your son, all right. (OMINOUS) Stay away, forever.
Sideshow Bob: Wait. I've got a good one now. Marge, say, "Stay away from my son" again.
Woman On Tape: And turn! And flex! And shake! And bounce! And turn! And flex! And shake! And bounce!
Chief Wiggum: Now Sideshow Bob can't get in without me knowing. And once a man is in your home, anything you do to him is nice and legal.
Homer Simpson: Is that so? (CALLS OUT WINDOW) Oh, Flan-ders! Won't you join me in my kitchen?
Investigator: Now don't you fret. When I'm through, he won't set foot in this town again. I can be very, very persuasive.
Sideshow Bob: (ON P.A.) The following neighborhood residents will not be killed by me. Ned Flanders, Maude Flanders...
Sideshow Bob: ... Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson, Lisa Simpson, that little baby Simpson. That is all.
Fbi Agent #1: Don't worry, Mrs. Simpson, we've helped hundreds of people in danger. We'll give you a new name, a new job, new identities.
Football Announcer: (KEITH JACKSON VOICE) Elway takes the snap and runs it in for a touchdown!
Football Announcer: Thanks to Elway's patented last-second magic, the final score of Super Bowl 30: Denver - 7; San Francisco - 56!
Homer Simpson: This isn't just because of Sideshow Bob. It's a chance to turn around all our stinking lives.
Bart Simpson: (COCKNEY) I'll be Gus, the lovable chimney sweep. Clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle, best in all Westminster. Yeah!
Fbi Agent #2: (IGNORING HIM) We have places your family can hide in peace and security: Cape Fear, Terror Lake, New Horrorfield, Screamville...
Fbi Agent #1: Tell you what sir, from now on you'll be Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just practice a bit. When I say "Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi."
Fbi Agent #1: (WEARY) Now when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot... you smile and nod.
Marge Simpson: Oh, what a cute convertible. You guys at the bureau thought of everything.
Lisa Simpson: Hey look! "The FBI Light Opera Society Sings the Complete Gilbert and Sullivan."
Lisa Simpson: (SINGING ALONG WITH CASSETTE) THREE LITTLE MAIDS FROM SCHOOL ARE WE / PERT AS A SCHOOLGIRL WELL CAN BE / FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH GIRLISH GLEE / THREE LITTLE MAIDS FROM SCHOOL...
Homer Simpson: Wow, a houseboat! You know, the great thing is if you don't like your neighbors, you can just pull up the anchor and sail someplace else.
Marge Simpson: (SIGHS) We've left it all behind. How can you make a clean break with your life?
Grampa Simpson: Hello? (TAPS WINDOW) Hel-lo? (TAPS WINDOW) You have my pills! Hel-lo? (PATHETIC) I'm cold and there are wolves after me.
Sideshow Bob: (WRITING) Roman numeral three, surprise boy in bed... (SIP) and a... disembowel him. No, I don't like that "bowel" in there. "Gut him." Ahh... Le mot juste.
Bart Simpson: Dad, I'm kinda edgy right now. I'd appreciate you not coming in my room screaming and brandishing a butcher knife.
Bart Simpson: Uh-huh. Anyway... I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of "The HMS Pinafore"?
Sideshow Bob: Very well, Bart. I shall send you to heaven before I send you to hell. (TAPS TOE) And a two and a three and...
Sideshow Bob: (SINGING) WE SAIL THE OCEAN BLUE / AND OUR SAUCY SHIP'S A BEAUTY / WE ARE SOBER MEN AND TRUE / AND ATTENTIVE TO OUR DUTY...
Sideshow Bob: (SINGING) I'M CALLED LITTLE BUTTERCUP / POOR LITTLE BUTTERCUP / THOUGH I COULD NEVER TELL WHY...
Sideshow Bob: (SINGING) FOR HE HIMSELF HAS SAID IT / AND IT'S CLEARLY TO HIS CREDIT / THAT HE IS AN ENGLISHMAN / HE REMAINS AN E-E-E-E-NGLISHMAN!
Bart Simpson: I knew I had to buy some time. So, I asked him to sing the score from "The HMS Pinafore."
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Wedding for Disaster
Half-Decent Proposal
Regarding Margie
Cape Feare
The Debarted
Rosebud
Day of the Jackanapes
The President Wore Pearls
Moe Letter Blues
Springfield Up
How I Wet Your Mother
You Only Move Twice
Brick Like Me
Sideshow Bob terrorizes Bart after he is paroled from prison. ...
(5 Clips)
Clip From S5/E2
Parole Granted
Sideshow Bob is released from prison.
Clip From S5/E2
A Movie With Sideshow Bob
The Simpsons see Sideshow Bob at the movie theater.
Clip From S5/E2
Mr. Thompson
Homer is given a new name for protection.
Clip From S5/E2
Bob's No-Kill List
Sideshow Bob announces which Springfield residents he will not kill.
Clip From S5/E2
Brownies
Homer scares Bart at night with a chainsaw and a knife.