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00:40

(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: EXT. SPRINGFIELD NUCLEAR PLANT - DAY - ESTABLISHING)

00:40

(PLANT: INT. PLANT - HALLWAY - continuous)

00:40

(Supply Closet: Int. Supply closet - continuous)

00:40

Waylon Smithers: (WRITING) "Item being procured: one standard-size paperclip." (WEARY SIGH)

00:51

(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. nuclear plant - later that day - establishing)

00:51

(Hallway: Int. Hallway - continuous)

00:51

Homer Simpson: Did you guys see that stupid foul call in the game last night?

00:54

Lenny Leonard: See it? We followed the ref home and beat the crap out of him.

00:58

Carl Carlson: I still think that might've been a kid who worked at Foot Locker.

01:01

Carl Carlson: Hey, the supply room's open. I better close it.

01:06

Homer Simpson: (DOPPLER) Unguarded stuffff...!

Homer Simpson: (FORCING DOOR OPEN WITH MOUTH NOISE)

01:12

Homer Simpson: Attention, lovers of free office supplies! Come and steal things you can easily afford!

01:41

(PLANT: int. plant - various places - continuous)

01:41

(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Ext. Springfield nuCLEAR PLANT - parking lot - end of day)

01:41

(Homer's Car: Int. Homer's car - continuous)

Homer Simpson: (SNEAKY CHUCKLE)

01:41

C. Montgomery Burns: Can someone open this bottle of mother wolf placenta for me?

01:44

Homer Simpson: (SCARED NOISE) Mr. Burns! Save me, panic!

01:52

(STREET OUTSIDE PLANT: EXT. STREET OUTSIDE PLANT - CONTINUOUS)

01:52

Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!

01:54

(Nuclear Plant Parking Lot: ext. nuclear plant parking lot - continuous)

01:54

C. Montgomery Burns: (GASP) My rubberized bands! My binder clips! (EXTREMELY HORRIFIED GASP) My accordion Post-Its!

Lenny Leonard: (SCARED NOISE)

02:03

C. Montgomery Burns: (HURT AND DISAPPOINTED) Oh Lenny, why would you steal my bear?

02:06

Lenny Leonard: (SADLY) I just wanted something to cuddle at night.

02:08

C. Montgomery Burns: That's my cuddle bear! I loved him, I shot him, he's mine!

02:13

(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Ext. Nuclear plant - the neXT morning - establishinG)

02:13

C. Montgomery Burns: It has come to my attention that you lunch-bagging wage-lizards are robbing me blind!

02:18

Barney Gumble: If you paid us better, we wouldn't have to steal!

02:22

C. Montgomery Burns: You don't even work here!

02:23

Barney Gumble: (STARTLED NOISE) You mean I've been calling in sick for nothin'?!

02:26

Barney Gumble: I may not be here tomorrow, that's for sure.

02:28

C. Montgomery Burns: Only one of you monkeys wasn't caught with his sticky paw in my tin cup... (ADORING) Homer Simpson!

02:33

Homer Simpson: (SHEEPISH CHUCKLE) How ya doin' there?

Crowd: (RESENTFUL GRUMBLE)

02:35

Lenny Leonard: He threw us under the bus, and now he's sittin' in the bus driver's lap!

02:39

C. Montgomery Burns: Now Simpson, how is it that you alone manage to keep your moral compass pointed to true north?

02:44

Homer Simpson: Well sir, before I do anything I stop and ask myself, "What would Jesus and Mr. Burns do?"

02:44

Carl Carlson: You are garbage made flesh!

Crowd: (OUTRAGED CATCALLS LIKE PARLIAMENT SHOUTING DOWN OTHER PARTY SPEAKER)

02:55

C. Montgomery Burns: Hush! Now, while Simpson gets the day off, the rest of you will write thirty-page essays entitled "Homer Simpson: Moral Lodestar."

02:55

Lenny Leonard: Question: can we have fun with it?

03:05

C. Montgomery Burns: No you may not!

03:09

(Lake Springfield: Ext. lake springfield - day)

03:09

Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Y'know boy, my dad used to take me fishing just like this.

03:16

Homer Simpson: More angry texts from work!

03:19

Bart Simpson: (WHISTLES) That's a lotta eights!

03:22

Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES) I can't believe you got all your friends in trouble, and you got the day off!

03:26

Homer Simpson: Hey, it's called "karma." (SIPS BEER)

03:29

Bart Simpson: Isn't karma where if you do something bad, bad things happen to you?

03:33

Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) A common misconception.

03:37

Homer Simpson: Suck it, karma! Yeah! I'm talkin' to you, karma! (COCKY LAUGH) Karma's a bitch, karma!

03:46

(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - morning - establishing)

03:46

Homer Simpson: Nothin' better than a lazy Saturday morning, lying in a warm, moist bed. Because weekends are-- (HORRIFIED) Moist?!

03:56

Homer Simpson: I wet the bed! The one embarrassing thing I've never done!

04:08

Homer Simpson: Marge, from time to time I've heard you speak of a "washing" "machine." Where would I find this marvelous contraption?

04:16

Marge Simpson: Why? Are you going to do the laundry?

04:20

Homer Simpson: Not just the laundry... (THINKING FAST) That would be weird, and you might ask questions. I wanna do all the chores!

04:26

Homer's Brain: (COMPLETELY ASTOUNDED) What the hell are you doing?!

04:28

Homer Simpson: Don't yell at me, brain! (POINTS TO SHEETS) This happened on your watch! You have two jobs: thinking and bladder control!

04:33

Homer's Brain: I'm doing the best with what I got! All you feed me is reality shows!

04:37

Homer Simpson: I like to watch Lamar Odom play X-Box while his giant wife yells at him. Is that so nuts? (BEAT, BRAIN DOESN'T ANSWER) Huh? Yeah, shut you up.

04:51

Homer Simpson: Now, I'm sure yesterday's incident of urination domination was a one-time deal. But just to make sure...

Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS)

05:00

Homer Simpson: (SAD MOAN) Why can't I cork my wang-wine?

05:04

Thought Bubble Apu: (SING-SONGY) Ho-mer! You do not yet understand the meaning of kar-ma!

05:08

Homer Simpson: But isn't karma just an expression of the dharma?

05:12

Thought Bubble Apu: (SHOCKED SPUTTERING, THEN) That is beside the point, okay? If something bad is happening to you, it must be because of something you did to others.

05:19

Homer Simpson: (REALIZING GASP) Deep down, I must be feeling guilty about getting my friends in trouble! And my problem won't stop till I make things right with them. But first, a little more sleep.

Thought Bubble Apu: (SNORING NOISES) / (GASPS AND "GETTING SMOTHERED" NOISES)

05:34

(Springfield Park: ext. springfield park - day)

05:34

Female Worker: This is the best "I'm sorry" party Homer's ever thrown.

05:37

Lenny Leonard: Who the hell are you?

05:38

Homer Simpson: (DOLING OUT BURGERS) I'm sorry. Cheese on that? Sorry. Hey, Lenny. Sorry.

05:43

Homer Simpson: One more announcement: make sure you whack "piñata me" and not real me.

05:44

Carl Carlson: (IMPRESSED) A lot of work went into this thing.

05:58

Homer Simpson: (NERVOUS FOR ACCEPTANCE) So, I gotta know... do you guys forgive me?

Crowd: (AFFIRMATIVE CHEERS)

06:03

Carl Carlson: Ain't no problem that free food and free booze won't fix!

06:07

Homer Simpson: Free? Uh...

06:10

Homer Simpson: Free it is!

Crowd: (HUGE CHEER)

06:13

Homer Simpson: (SINCERELY MOVED) Thanks, guys. (TO SELF) Tomorrow morning my sheets will be as dry as the surface of Mars except for the poles.

06:28

(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - first thing next morning)

06:28

(Simpson Master Bedroom: Int. Homer and Marge's bedroom - continuous)

06:28

Homer Simpson: (INCREDIBLY-SHOCKED NOISES, THEN:) What the?! Wet again?! (MOANS) I did the right thing for nothing! (GRIM) There's only one solution left.

06:51

(Enormous Store: Ext. ENORMOUS STORE - day)

06:51

Store Worker: (BOOMING VOICE) Homer Simpson! You forgot your receipt for your adult bedwetting product! Homer Simpson! Are you there?

07:06

(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - master bedroom - evening)

07:06

Homer Simpson: Okay... Place detection pad here... connect alarm hookup... there!

07:16

Homer Simpson: Now that's what I call looking out for number one. (CHUCKLES)

07:25

Marge Simpson: (STARTLED YELP) What's going on?

07:27

Homer Simpson: Um, uh... probably just the fire alarm -- try to go back to sleep.

07:31

Homer Simpson: (HITTING NOISES, THEN) You stupid...

07:36

Bart Simpson: (LAUGHS, THEN) What's goin' on? Is this a joke?

07:38

Homer Simpson: (SOMBER) Son, I'm afraid the Uralarm Whiz-no-more 9000 is no joke.

07:43

Lisa Simpson: What is going on?

07:46

Homer Simpson: (SIGHS) Kids, there's something I have to tell you -- your mother and I are wetting the bed.

07:50

Marge Simpson: We're wetting the bed?

07:52

Homer Simpson: Hey, when you were pregnant everything was "we."

Marge Simpson: (KISSING NOISES)

08:03

Homer Simpson: What?

08:04

Marge Simpson: I'm sorry, Homie. A diaper just isn't sexy.

08:08

Homer Simpson: What about Cupid? He's smokin' hot.

08:11

Marge Simpson: He's a baby with wings!

08:13

Homer Simpson: Marge, it's not the diaper, it's what's inside. (CHUCKLES)

08:24

Homer Simpson: (STRIPPER-TYPE BRASSY BEAT) BUM-BA-BUM-BA / BUM-BA-BUM-BA...

08:24

Marge Simpson: (SADLY) That's just not doing it for me.

Homer Simpson: (SAD NOISE)

08:44

(Simpson Master Bedroom: Int. Simpson bedroom - continuous)

08:44

(Streets Of Springfield: Ext. Streets of sPRINGFIELD - night)

Professor Jonathan Frink: (DOPPLER FLYING THROUGH THE AIR NOISE)

08:44

Marge Simpson: Professor Frink, are you all right?

08:46

Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh yes, yes, I'm fine, my dear. I was just trying to get past the New York Times pay-wall and then kaboy! And what brings you out in the middle of the night?

08:55

Marge Simpson: It's kind of embarrassing...

08:57

Professor Jonathan Frink: Yes, I heard about your husband's bedwetting problem.

09:00

Marge Simpson: How do you know about it?

09:02

Professor Jonathan Frink: Tweeted by Bart, re-tweeted by Krusty.

Marge Simpson: (CONCERNED MURMUR)

09:06

Professor Jonathan Frink: Well, perhaps I can help -- you see, I have invented a device that allows you to enter someone else's dreams, and explore their subconscious.

09:14

Marge Simpson: (PUTTING IT TOGETHER) ...so we can go inside Homer's sleeping mind and find out why he's wetting the bed.

09:19

Professor Jonathan Frink: Uh yes, in fact, I just used it to cure another Springfielder of his particular obsession.

09:24

Disco Stu: Normal Stu likes normal things!

Marge Simpson: (INTRIGUED NOISE)

09:32

(Simpson Home: Ext. SiMPSON HOUSE - night - establishing)

09:32

(LIVING ROOM: Int. living room - continuous)

09:32

Lisa Simpson: We're actually entering Dad's dreams?

09:35

Professor Jonathan Frink: Yes, yes, you see it's the only way you can uncover the psychological trauma that is causing your father's secret shame.

09:43

Marge Simpson: Why does Maggie have to go?

09:45

Professor Jonathan Frink: (SHARPLY) What am I, a babysitter?!

09:58

(SKI MOUNTAIN: Ext. Ski mountain - day)

09:58

Homer Simpson: (SLALOMING NOISES THEN:) Hey, guys! Whatcha doing in my dream?

10:00

Bart Simpson: Trying to fix your broken brain.

10:02

Homer Simpson: My brain's fine! In my dreams I'm an intermediate skier!

Scary Voice: (EVIL BOOMING LAUGH)

10:14

Homer Simpson: Ski patrol! Everyone be cool!

10:16

Marge Simpson: It's Death! I recognize him from fortieth-birthday cards!

10:22

Marge Simpson: (SKIS UP ALONGSIDE) Homie, this might be a clue! What's in that coffin could be behind your nighttime oopsies!

10:28

Death: (SCORNFUL) You wet the bed?!

10:29

Homer Simpson: Great, now Death knows.

Homer Simpson: (SHORT SHRIEK)

10:38

Marge Simpson: What do you see?

10:39

Homer Simpson: Um nothing... typical dream nonsense.

Lisa Simpson: (SCARED SCREAM)

10:45

Marge Simpson: Relax, everyone knows that if you die in a dream, you just wake up!

10:52

Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh, uh, actually, because I neglected to install the latest Adobe Acrobat update, if you die in the dream, you die in real life.

Marge Simpson: (REALLY SHOCKED GASP)

11:02

Professor Jonathan Frink: Incidentally, I've also proven that Hell is real, and everyone goes there. (SIGNING OFF) Frink out.

Death: (SCREAM)

11:14

(Sky: Ext. Sky - day)

Lisa Simpson: (SCREAM)

11:14

Death: (SCREAMS, THEN, REALIZING) Wait a minute, I can't die.

MUCH-SCARIER DEATH: (SCARY ROAR)

11:18

Death: Mommy!

11:18

MUCH-SCARIER DEATH: Uh-oh.

Lisa Simpson: (SCARED NOISES)

11:22

Lisa Simpson: Listen, everyone! We should fall asleep in this dream! One minute at this level equals two hours one dream level below!

11:30

Bart Simpson: Wait, dreams have rules?

11:31

Lisa Simpson: Everything has rules, Bart.

11:33

Bart Simpson: Not me when I hit the dance floor!

Bart Simpson: (DANCING NOISE, EVENTUALLY FALLING ASLEEP NOISES)

11:53

(NEXT DREAM LEVEL: Ext. next dream level - day)

"Shorts" Bart: (BELCH)

11:53

"Shorts" Homer: (MATTHAU) Bart! Can the chatter and fetch me a baloney sandwich!

11:58

"Shorts" Bart: Why don't you fetch it yourself, man.

12:01

"Shorts" Lisa: Bart's making faces!

12:03

"Shorts" Homer: Shut up, you kids, and bring me baloney!

Homer Simpson: (AD-LIB QUICKLY ESCALATING FIGHT)

12:08

"Shorts" Marge: (IRRITATED) Wait nicely!

Marge Simpson: (FIGHT NOISES)

12:10

Therapist: Simpson family?

12:14

(Therapist's Office: Int. Therapist's OFFICE - moments later)

12:14

Therapist: Now, I believe that to solve Homer's problem, he must face what's inside the coffin.

12:19

"Shorts" Homer: Forget it, Doc! What if that's my marriage in there?

12:23

"Shorts" Bart: Marriage, shmarriage. What's in the box, man?

12:30

"Shorts" Homer: See what your monkeyshines have done, boy?!

12:32

"Shorts" Bart: Still smells better than your gym socks, man.

12:34

"Shorts" Homer: Why you little... I'll teach you to make fun of my socks...

12:39

"Shorts" Lisa: (EXCITED) Quick! Quick! Everyone into my dream!

12:50

(OLD GLOBE THEATER: Ext. old globe theater - 1600s - day)

12:50

Sideshow Mel Shakespeare: (IAMBIC PENTAMETER) What brings thy merry band to Stratford's plains?

12:54

Lisa Simpson: (IAMBIC PENTAMETER, DELIGHTED) Forsooth, a myst'ry-

12:56

Bart Simpson: (ANGRY) In your dreams!

13:00

Lisa Simpson: (ANGRY NOISE) We never do my thing!

13:11

("INCEPTION"-STYLE BEACH: ext. "inception"-style beach - the ultimate layer - day)

13:11

Homer Simpson: I know this dream! It's the land of my innermost thoughts and fondest desires!

13:18

Marge Simpson: At last we'll get to the bottom of...

13:20

Woman's Voice: Welcome back, handsome.

13:25

Homer Simpson: Uh, Marge, this is my friend Keggy...

14:04

(Homer's Dream City: Ext. homer's dream city - a little later)

14:04

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: In this fantasy Kwik-E-Mart, you get your change in bacon.

14:08

Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!

14:14

Moes: In this place mothers are for drunk driving!

14:20

Bart Simpson: Hey Dad, if this is your fantasy world, how come Flanders is here?

14:23

Ned Flanders: Hidilly-ho, Dream Team!

Ned Flanders: (QUICK SHRIEK)

14:26

FLANDERS' MOUTH AND MOUSTACHE: (POINTEDLY) Where's my God now?

Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES)

14:29

Marge Simpson: Homie! We're here to find answers to your problem!

14:32

Marge Simpson: We know there's a marriage in trouble and it has something to do with fish...

14:37

Homer Simpson: Oh, lighten up, Marge. I take you to the Disneyland of me, and you just wanna go to the Lost and Found. Well guess what? We're stayin' in this dream forever!

14:50

Homer Simpson: (ALTERNATE HAPPY THINGS TO SAY) Whee! I'm in me! / Oh! / I love the down parts! Here comes!

15:05

(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - evening)

Professor Jonathan Frink: (HUMMING NOISES)

15:05

Chief Wiggum: Unplug these people, Dr. Ker-dork-ian!

15:09

Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh you foolish man, if I unhook them now, I won't know if this is safe to use on chimps!

15:14

Chief Wiggum: All right, I'll do it myself. Give me that, give me it!

15:41

(Homer's Dream City: ext. homer's dream city - day)

15:41

Homer Simpson: (SCREAMS) Quick! Gum up the gears with Moes!

15:48

Moe Szyslak: (GETTING CRUSHED NOISE, THEN:) Hey, you know what's good for cleaning Moe gunk outta your rollers? White vinegar. Yeah-- (ANGUISHED NOISE)

16:07

(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - living room - night)

Chief Wiggum: (SLO-MO WRESTLING NOISES)

16:07

Lou: We're gonna be here a long time.

16:13

(JUST ABOVE SPIKY ROCKS: Ext. Just above spiky rocks - day (skiing dream))

16:13

Professor Jonathan Frink: (SUPER SLOW) The machine.

16:29

(Therapist's Office: int. therapist's office - day (ullman shorts dream))

16:29

(OLD GLOBE THEATER: ext. old globe theater - day (lisa's shakespeare dream))

16:29

(Homer's Dream City: Ext. homer's dream city - day)

Moes: (INDIVIDUAL BEING-CRUSHED NOISES)

16:29

Homer Simpson: Oh Death, you're a lifesaver!

16:39

Homer Simpson: Thank you, Death. And may I ask what's taking so long with Larry King?

16:43

Death: I am not...

16:45

Mona Simpson: ...death.

16:46

Homer Simpson: Mom?!

16:47

Lisa Simpson: Gramma! (THEY HUG HER)

16:48

Marge Simpson: Mona, you're alive?!

16:50

Mona Simpson: No, (SWEETLY) but I live on in Homer's dreams.

16:53

Homer Simpson: Just like my hair.

16:55

Marge Simpson: That's Jennifer Aniston's hair on "Friends."

16:58

Homer Simpson: Exactly like Chandler, always criticizing.

17:02

Mona Simpson: Now I have something to show you.

17:04

Mona Simpson: Something that just might help Homer wake up dry.

17:09

Homer Simpson: Wow!

17:11

("small Shed": int. "small shed" - continuous)

17:11

Homer Simpson: Roomy.

17:17

(SHORE OF LAKE: ext. shore of lake - morning)

17:17

Mona Simpson: While you boys are out playing in the boat, I'll go to the store and pick us up some dinner.

17:21

Grampa Simpson: No need -- with two Simpson men in the boat, we'll bring you back a pile of fish!

17:26

Little Homer: I'm in charge of the tackle box!

17:33

Grampa Simpson: (NERVOUS) And we're off!

17:34

Little Homer: Goodbye!

17:37

(Movie Theater: int. movie theater - continuous)

17:37

Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Man, Homer, you've always been a loser.

17:39

Homer Simpson: Why you little...

17:41

Homer Simpson: There's nothing in this dream world that can't strangle you!

17:46

(CENTER OF LAKE: ext. center of lake - midday)

17:46

Little Homer: I heard you and mommy yelling again last night.

17:50

Grampa Simpson: Oh, no, no. It was just a TV show... Mitch Miller was yelling at one of his idiot singers. You just concentrate on catchin' the fish and not whether there'll be someone there to cook it.

18:03

Grampa Simpson: I got a bite!

18:04

Little Homer: We got a fish! We got a fish!

18:06

Grampa Simpson: Settle down there, boy.

18:07

Little Homer: After we eat it, can we let it go? Can we catch a submarine?

Grampa Simpson: (LANDING IN WATER NOISE, SPUTTERING, ETC.)

18:15

(SHORE OF LAKE: ext. shore of lake - sunset)

18:15

Mona Simpson: You got home hours late with no fish. It was only a few weeks later that I left your father for good.

18:20

(Movie Theater: int. movie theater - continuous)

18:20

Homer Simpson: (MISERABLE) You left him because I tipped the boat over and ruined the vacation!

18:25

Bart Simpson: Pathetic. A kid who can't keep his parents' marriage together is no kid at all.

18:30

Homer Simpson: It's true! I failed the basic duty of childhood. (GASPS) And then when I took Bart fishing, it all came back -- and the guilt made me wet the bed!

18:39

Marge Simpson: Case closed! Now, let's return our dream skis.

18:44

Mona Simpson: Case not closed.

18:44

Marge Simpson: Uh-oh.

18:46

Mona Simpson: You have nothing to feel guilty about, and I can show you. Roll the film, Cletus.

18:51

Cletus Spuckler: (SURLY) "Roll the film, Cletus." "Kiss me, Cletus." Whatever you say, boss lady.

18:58

(SHORE OF LAKE: Ext. shore of lake - evening)

18:58

Grampa Simpson: Sorry, Mona. We had more of an adventure than we planned on.

19:02

Mona Simpson: It's okay, Abe. You brought back the only treasure I care about.

19:08

Mona Simpson: And when the time came that I had to leave your father, I knew you were in good hands.

19:13

(Homer's Dream: Int. Homer's dream - theater - continuous)

19:13

Homer Simpson: (HAPPILY) I'm cured. I'll never wet the bed again.

19:16

Marge Simpson: And maybe you'll stop overeating too!

19:18

Homer Simpson: No can do, baby.

19:23

Mona Simpson: And never forget, Homer: the three of us will always be together in your memory.

19:29

Mona Simpson: Right next to the movie trivia.

19:31

"Robin Williams": Stanley Kubrick wanted Robin Williams to star in "The Shining."

19:35

"Ronald Reagan": "Casablanca" was originally going to star Ronald Reagan.

19:38

"John Travolta": There was a "Grease Two" and I wasn't in it. Whoa!

19:41

"John Travolta": (BRUSHED-ASIDE NOISES) Hey, watch it!

19:43

Mona Simpson: And now you'd better run along, sweetheart.

19:47

Homer Simpson: (CHOKED-UP) Goodbye.

20:03

(Homer's Dream City: ext. homer's dream city - continuous)

20:03

(Simpson Home: Int. SImpson house - living room - day)

20:03

Homer Simpson: Woo-hoo! I'm dry! (THRILLED) Come on, everybody! Feel daddy's underpants!

20:08

Lisa Simpson: We'll take your word for it.

20:11

Homer Simpson: So what do I do again?

20:12

Marge Simpson: Spin the top. If it falls over, we're in reality. If it spins forever, we're still in a dream.

20:19

Homer Simpson: All right.

20:22

Homer Simpson: Look at it go! All right! Hey, since it's a dream, let's ride our bikes naked around town.

20:29

Marge Simpson: Sounds like a plan!

20:36

Marge Simpson: Is that hail coming down?

20:38

Homer Simpson: It's just dream hail! Ow! Oh! Ow! Dream hail! (REPEATED SCREAMS) Hey, there's a dream truck!

Homer Simpson: (PAINED SCREAM)

20:50

David Byrne: (SINGS) WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE / YOU DREAMED YOU WERE BIG / YOU MUST'VE BEEN SOMETHIN' / A REAL TINY KID

21:00

Mona Simpson: (SINGS) WHEN YOU WERE BIG / AND NEEDED ADVICE / YOU REACHED FOR YOUR MOM / YOU DREAMED ME ALIVE / AND YOUR

21:12

David Byrne: (SINGS) DREAM HAD A NAME / AND THE NAME TOLD YOUR STORY / IT'S CALLED GROWING UP / YOU'RE THE DREAM OPERATORRR...

SEASON 23 EPISODE 16

How I Wet Your Mother

With help from one of Professor Frink's inventions, Marge and the kids enter Homer's dreams in hopes of curing him of incontinence. ...

CAST & CREW
Dan Castellaneta
Nancy Cartwright
Julie Kavner
Yeardley Smith
Harry Shearer

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The Bedwetting Alarm
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The Bedwetting Alarm

Homer buys an alarm to notify him when he wets the bed.
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Dream Hail
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Dream Hail

Homer and Marge ride their bikes naked, thinking it's a dream.
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Homer Wets the Bed
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Homer Wets the Bed

Homer is embarrassed when he wakes up in a puddle of urine.
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Homer's Dream
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Homer's Dream

Marge and the kids enter Homer's dream, where he is skiing.
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Keggy
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Keggy

Marge gets jealous of Keggy in Homer's dream.

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