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01:43

(Springfield Swap Meet: Ext. Springfield Swap meet - day)

01:43

Mayor Joe Quimby: (TO SELF) Human roaches. Feeding off each other's garbage. The only thing you can't buy here is dignity. (TAPS MIKE) (HAPPILY) Welcome swappers to the Springfield Swap meet. Ich Bin Eine Springfield Swap Meet Patron!

01:59

Mayor Joe Quimby: (TO SELF GLUMLY) I need a drink and a shower.

02:02

Moe Szyslak: Oyster shells, hand painted to resemble Lucille Ball! You'll love Oyster Lucy! (MOVES OYSTER SHELL, IMITATING LUCY) Oh Mr. Mooney, I just gotta meet Bob Cummings. Vivvv!!!

02:15

Bart Simpson: Oh boy! Free trading cards!

02:19

Milhouse Van Houten: Wow, Joseph of Aramathia! (FLIPS IT OVER) Twenty-six conversions in A.D. 46!

02:26

Nelson Muntz: Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!

02:30

Ned Flanders: Well, boys, who'd have thought learning about religion could be fun?

02:34

Bart Simpson: (SPOOKED) Religion?

02:35

Milhouse Van Houten: (SPOOKED) Learning?

02:37

Nelson Muntz: Let's get outta here!

02:38

Ned Flanders: Hey!

02:40

Lisa Simpson: Wow an original Malibu Stacey from 1958. (NOTICING BREASTS) Oooh.

02:46

Man At Table: (WISE GUY VOICE, SMOKING) Yeah. They took her off the market after some kid put both his eyes out.

02:49

Lisa Simpson: Oh my.

02:51

Seymour Skinner: "Prisoner 24601"... (CHUCKLES) Why, I wore this for two years in a Viet Cong internment center. Never thought I'd see the old girl again.

03:01

Seymour Skinner: (SLIGHT ECHO) Still fits.

03:03

Herman Hermann: Small world.

03:05

Seymour Skinner: (ECHO) It is, it really really is.

03:08

Homer Simpson: Ooh, five cents each!

03:13

Homer Simpson: Junk... junk... the airplane's upside down... Strad-i-who-vius?...

03:24

Marge Simpson: Your teenage son or daughter will think this wishbone necklace is really "cool."

03:29

"Just Stamp the Ticket" Man: I doubt my son or daughter is that stupid.

Marge Simpson: (MURMUR)

03:39

Bart Simpson: What the hell is this?

03:40

Comic Book Guy: (MOUTH FULL) Melvin and the Squirrels. Part of the rodent invasion of the early 60s.

03:45

SPEEDED UP VOICES: STUCK A FEATHER IN HIS CAP AND CALLED IT...

03:48

Melvin: (SPEEDED UP) RICE-A-RONI!

03:50

Angry Man: Mel-vin!

03:54

Lisa Simpson: Bart, look! It's Dad!

03:59

Bart Simpson: Dad, when did you record an album?

04:01

Homer Simpson: I'm surprised you don't remember, son. It was only eight years ago.

04:05

Bart Simpson: Dad, thanks to television, I can't remember what happened eight minutes ago.

04:11

Bart Simpson: No, really, I can't. It's a serious problem.

04:20

Bart Simpson: (LAUGHING) What are we all laughing about?

04:22

Homer Simpson: Who cares? Anyway, it all happened during that magical summer of 1985... A maturing Joe Piscopo left "Saturday Night Live" to conquer Hollywood... People Express introduced a generation of hicks to plane travel...and I was in a barbershop quartet...

04:40

(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's Tavern - continuous)

04:40

Seymour Skinner: (SINGING) Hello...

04:40

Homer Simpson: (SINGING) Hello...

04:42

Chief Wiggum: (SINGING) Hello...

04:42

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SINGING) Hello...

04:44

All: (SINGING) HELLO, MA BABY / HELLO, MA HONEY / HELLO, MA RAGTIME, RAGTIME GAL / SEND ME A KISS BY WIRE... ETC.

04:50

Homer Simpson: Every afternoon at Moe's, Chief Wiggum, Principal Skinner, Apu and I would get together and sing... and the crowds went wild.

04:59

Barney Gumble: Yoo hoo!

05:03

(SWAP MEET: Ext. Swap Meet - the present)

05:03

Bart Simpson: Barbershop! That ain't been popular since aught six, dagnabit!

05:07

Homer Simpson: Bart, what did I tell you?

05:09

Bart Simpson: No talking like a grizzled 1890's prospector... consarnit!

05:14

Homer Simpson: Rock 'n' roll had become stagnant. "Achy Breaky Heart" was seven years away. Something had to fill the void, and that something was barbershop...

05:24

Seymour Skinner: (SINGING) GOODBYE...

05:26

Homer Simpson: (SINGING) GOODBYE...

05:26

Chief Wiggum: (SINGING) GOODBYE...

05:28

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SINGING) GOODBYE...

05:29

All: (SINGING) GOODBYE, MY CONEY ISLAND BABY.

05:32

Grampa Simpson: That's my son up there.

05:34

Old Man: What, the balding fat-ass?

05:36

Grampa Simpson: (LYING) No, the Hindu guy.

05:40

All: (SINGING) NEVER TO SEE YOU ANY...

05:42

Chief Wiggum: (SINGING) NEVER GONNA SEE YOU ANY...

05:44

Snake Jailbird: I'm gonna nail that cop right between the eyes.

05:50

Snake Jailbird: (SOFTENING) Right after this song is over.

05:52

Quartet: (SINGING) GOODBYE, MY CONEY ISLAND BABE.

06:04

All: GOODBYE, MY CONEY ISLAND BABY / FAREWELL, MY OWN TRUE LOVE...

06:09

Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Ching, ching.

06:13

Ned Flanders: You know, Reverend, this really isn't a hymn.

06:16

Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (IRRITATED) Ned, there's an oil stain in the parking lot that looks just like St. Barnabus.

06:21

Ned Flanders: Oh my stars!

06:24

(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's Tavern - day)

06:24

Homer Simpson: (SINGS) SO GOODBYE...

06:25

Chief Wiggum: (SINGS) FAREWELL...

06:26

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SINGS) SHOP KWIK-E-MART AND SAVE...

06:27

All: GOODBYE MY CONEY ISLE / GOODBYE MY CONEY ISLE / GOODBYE MY CONEY ISLAND BABE!

06:42

Nigel Bakerbutcher: Homer, I'm a theatrical agent, and I want to represent your group.

06:46

Homer Simpson: Really?

06:46

Nigel Bakerbutcher: Yeah!

06:47

Nigel Bakerbutcher: You've got... it! (DISTASTE) All except that police officer. (DISGUSTED NOISE) Too Village People. You'll have to replace him.

06:54

Homer Simpson: (SLY) Just leave it to me.

06:59

(Forest: Ext. Forest - Night)

06:59

Chief Wiggum: Where are we going? Where are we going? (PANTS)

07:02

Homer Simpson: Run along, boy. You're free now!

07:07

Chief Wiggum: No! Nooo! Nooo!

07:13

(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's Tavern - bar - moments later)

07:13

Seymour Skinner: (SHAKING HANDS) Principal Seymour Skinner.

07:16

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.

07:17

Nigel Bakerbutcher: Never fit on a marquee, luv. From now on, your name is Apu Du Beaumarchais.

07:22

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: It is a great dishonor to my ancestors and my God, but okay.

07:26

(REHEARSAL HALL: Int. Rehearsal hall - day)

07:26

Homer Simpson: The next day, we started auditioning for Chief Wiggum's replacement...

07:31

Grampa Simpson: OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM / EE-I-EE-I-O / AND ON THIS FARM HE HAD A CHICK / SWINGINGEST CHICK I KNOW / WITH A WIGGLE WIGGLE HERE AND A WIGGLE WIGGLE THERE...

07:44

Homer Simpson: Get off the stage!

07:45

Grampa Simpson: I want to, but I can't.

07:47

Groundskeeper Willie: WHEN YOU'RE ALONE AND LIFE IS GETTING YOU LONELY, YE KIN ALWAYS GO... ACH! DOONTOON!

07:56

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Next!

07:57

Jasper Beardly: THEEEEME... FROM "A SUMMER PLACE"... FROM "A SUMMER PLACE"... THE THEME... FROM "A SUMMER PLACE"... IT'S THE THEME...

08:14

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Next!

08:15

Chief Wiggum: IF I COULD WALK WITH THE ANIMALS / TALK WITH THE ANIMALS / GRUNT AND SQUEAK AND SQUAWK WITH THE ANIMALS...

08:24

Seymour Skinner: (SHOCKED) Good Lord! Dr. Doolittle is Chief Wiggum!

08:27

Chief Wiggum: This bird's gonna fly!

08:31

(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's tavern)

08:31

Homer Simpson: It was one lousy applicant after another. And then...

08:36

Tenor: (SINGING) OVER IN KILLARNEY / SO MANY YEARS AGO...

08:44

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Such a voice!

08:46

Seymour Skinner: Who is that?

08:47

Tenor: (SINGING) ME MITHER SANG THIS SONG TO ME / IN TONES SO SOFT AND (BELCH)...

08:56

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Barney!

08:58

(Moe's Bathroom: Int. Moe's Bath room - continuous)

08:58

Barney Gumble: (SINGING) JUST A LITTLE IRISH DITTY...

09:01

Homer Simpson: Barney, how'd you like to sing for our group?

09:04

Barney Gumble: Sure, why not? Now where's me toothpick. (SINGS BEAUTIFULLY) TURA LURA LURA -- TURA LURA LI --

09:15

(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's Tavern - night)

09:15

Crowd: (CHANTING) WIGGUM FOREVER, BARNEY NEVER! WIGGUM FOREVER, BARNEY NEVER!...

Chief Wiggum: (CHUCKLES)

09:23

Barney Gumble: (SINGS) SWE-EE-EE-EE-EET ADELEINE.

09:30

Seymour Skinner: (SINGS) SWEET ADELEINE.

09:35

Barney Gumble: (SINGS) MY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y ADELEINE.

09:39

Seymour Skinner: (SINGS) MY ADELEINE....

09:45

Crowd: (CHANTING) BARNEY FOREVER, WIGGUM NEVER! BARNEY FOREVER, WIGGUM NEVER!...

09:53

Moe Szyslak: Hey, those girls you paid to scream are doing a great job.

09:56

Nigel Bakerbutcher: I didn't pay any girls to scream.

09:58

Moe Szyslak: (TOO BIG) Hanh?!!!

10:01

All: (AD LIB) Look at this. / We sounded great, huh? / Etc.

10:03

Seymour Skinner: Only one question remains gentlemen. What do we call ourselves?

10:07

Nigel Bakerbutcher: How about Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three?

10:10

Barney Gumble: I like it.

10:11

Seymour Skinner: We need a name that's witty at first, but that seems less funny each time you hear it.

10:18

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: How about The Be Sharps!

10:28

Seymour Skinner: Perfect.

10:30

Homer Simpson: The Be Sharps.

10:30

Seymour Skinner: The Be Sharps.

10:30

Barney Gumble: The Be Sharps.

10:30

Chief Wiggum: The Be Sharps. (NERVOUS CHUCKLE)

10:41

Chief Wiggum: (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) well, can't blame a guy for trying. (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) Aw, you're all under arrest.

10:53

(Simpson Car: INT. SIMPSON CAR - PRESENT)

10:53

Homer Simpson: What'd you kids get?

10:54

Bart Simpson: I bought this cool pencil holder.

10:55

Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Far out, man. I haven't seen a bong in years. (CHUCKLES)

11:01

Marge Simpson: (SADLY) No one bought a wishbone necklace.

11:04

Homer Simpson: Well, one of us made some money. I sold a guy our spare tire.

Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT)

11:12

(Highway: ext. highway - evening)

11:12

Homer Simpson: (TO KIDS) It'll be a long time before your Mother gets back with the tire, so why don't I tell you more of the story? Now that we had a name, the Be Sharps needed a hit. Something new, something exciting, something mid-1980's...

11:29

(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - day)

11:29

Homer Simpson: (SINGS) THERE WAS NOTHING IN AL CAPONE'S VAULT / BUT IT WASN'T GERALDO'S FAULT -- (ANGRY NOISE)

11:40

Marge Simpson: Look what I got. Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car.

11:45

Homer Simpson: Hmm... baby on board.

11:45

Homer Simpson: (SINGING) BABY ON BOARD / SOMETHING, SOMETHING BURT WARD... (SPOKEN) This thing writes itself!

11:54

(Recording Studio: int. recording studio - next day)

11:54

Be Sharps: (SINGING) ... I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S MIGHTY NICE / EACH TRIP'S A TRIP TO PARADISE...

12:02

Homer Simpson: (SINGING) WITH MY...

12:03

Be Sharps: (SINGING) BA-BY ON BOARD.

12:10

Nigel Bakerbutcher: Gentlemen, you've just recorded your first number one.

12:15

Homer Simpson: Wait'll I tell Marge!

12:17

Nigel Bakerbutcher: (SOURLY) Oh yes, Bouffant Betty. Well I would prefer we kept your marriage a secret. You see, a lot of women are going to want to have sex with you, and we want them to think they can.

12:28

Homer Simpson: (RELUCTANT) Well... if I explain it to Marge that way, I'm sure she'll understand.

12:39

(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - living room - day)

12:39

Homer Simpson: Come on, honey. It'll only be till we finish our tour of Sweden.

Marge Simpson: (SOBS LOUDER)

12:51

(Springfield Retirement Castle: int. springfield retirement castle - continuous)

12:51

Be Sharps: BABY ON BOARD / HOW I'VE ADORED / THAT SIGN ON MY CAR'S WINDOWPANE...

13:04

Grampa Simpson: That's my boy Homer singing!

13:06

Jasper Beardly: Paul Harvey's on.

13:10

Paul Harvey: ... and that little boy who nobody liked grew up to be... Roy Cohn.

13:17

Jasper Beardly: Wow!

13:18

Paul Harvey: And now you know the rest of the story.

13:21

(Boat: Ext. Boat - Day)

13:21

Be Sharps: (SINGING) BOUNCE IN MY STEP... LOADED WITH PEP... 'CAUSE I'M DRIVING THE CARPOOL LANE...

13:29

Captain Horatio McCallister: Ah, squiddy. I got nothing against ya. I just heard there was gold in your belly. (HEARTY LAUGH)

13:35

(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - living room - continuous)

13:35

Be Sharps: ... WITH MY BA-BY ON BOARD.

13:46

Marge Simpson: Homer, you're going to be famous!

13:49

Homer Simpson: Yeah, but I'm not gonna let it change our lives. I'll be the same loving father I've always been.

13:54

Marge Simpson: Have you seen Bart?

13:56

Homer Simpson: I stuck him somewhere.

14:01

(Springfield Retirement Castle: ext. springfield retirement castle - day)

14:01

Homer Simpson: Look what I got for you, Dad.

14:04

Grampa Simpson: Oh, Hom... (HEART ATTACK NOISES) gimme the keys.

14:18

(Kennedy Airport: ext. kennedy airport - new york - day)

14:18

(Airport: int. airport - press room)

14:18

Reporter #3: I have a question for Apu du Beaumarchais. Isn't it true that you're really an Indian?

14:22

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is a lie.

14:25

Reporter #1: Barney, how did you join the group?

14:27

Barney Gumble: They found me on the men's room floor.

14:33

Reporter #2: Principal Skinner...

14:33

Seymour Skinner: Mm hmm?

14:33

Reporter #2: You've been referred to as "The Funny One." Is that reputation justified?

14:39

Seymour Skinner: Yes. Yes it is.

14:46

(Statue of Liberty: ext. statue of liberty - night)

14:46

Be Sharps: GOODBYE MY CONEY ISLE -- GOODBYE MY CONEY ISLE -- GOODBYE MY CONEY ISLAND BABE!

14:58

Ronald Reagan: Damned ceremonies. This is time I could be working, Mommy.

15:02

Homer Simpson: (COYLY) We'd like to dedicate this next number to a very special woman. She's 100 years old, and she weighs over 200... (WINK) ... tons.

15:12

Panicky Man: This enormous woman will devour us all! (SCREAMS)

15:17

Homer Simpson: (POINTING) I meant the statue.

15:19

(Wiggum Home: INT. WIGGUM HOUSE - NIGHT)

15:19

Talk Show Host: Okay...Gilligan, the Skipper and Chief Wiggum. (OPENS ENVELOPE) Name three castaways.

15:26

Sidekick: Hi-yo!

15:34

Sarah Wiggum: Clancy, use the remote.

15:37

Chief Wiggum: Oh yeah.

15:39

Female Talk Show Host: Can we talk about Chief Wiggum? (RETCHING SOUND)

15:44

(Highway: ext. highway - day - present)

15:44

Homer Simpson: We had fame and fortune.

15:46

(CIVIC AUDITORIUM: int. civic auditorium - night)

15:46

Homer Simpson: Now all we needed was the approval of record company low-lifes.

15:51

David Crosby: And the Grammy for Outstanding Soul, Spoken word, or Barbershop Album of the Year, goes to...The Be Sharps! Congratulations!

16:06

Barney Gumble: David Crosby, you're my hero!

16:09

David Crosby: You like my music?

16:10

Barney Gumble: You're a musician?

16:12

(GRAMMYS: Int. Grammys - another area)

16:12

Homer Simpson: Then came the greatest thrill of my life.

16:16

George Harrison: Hello, Homer. I'm George Harrison.

16:18

Homer Simpson: Oh my God. Oh my God! Where did you get that brownie?

16:22

George Harrison: Over there. There's a big pile of 'em.

16:32

Homer Simpson: Oh man.

16:33

George Harrison: Well, what a nice fellow.

16:39

(Hotel Suite: int. hotel suite - bedroom - night)

16:39

Homer Simpson: Lisa, did you see the Grammys?

16:41

2-Year-Old Lisa: (INTO PHONE) You beat Dexy's Midnight Runners!

16:44

Homer Simpson: Well, you haven't heard the last of them.

16:46

2-Year-Old Lisa: Miss you, Daddy.

16:47

Homer Simpson: I miss you too, honey.

17:02

(Hotel Balcony: ext. hotel balcony - continuous)

Homer Simpson: (MOANS)

17:02

Teenage Bellboy: Here's the champagne you ordered, Mr. Simpson.

17:05

Homer Simpson: Oh. Thanks.

17:08

Homer Simpson: Here.

17:09

Teenage Bellboy: Wow! An award statue! (DISAPPOINTED) Oh. It's a Grammy.

17:15

Surly Man: Hey! Don't throw your garbage down here.

17:24

(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson House - Living Room - evening - 1993)

17:24

Lisa Simpson: Wow, look at all this Be Sharps merchandise! Lunch boxes, coffee mugs, funny foam...

17:32

Homer Simpson: They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous. But if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to eat it, you deserve to die. (LOOKING O.S., SHARPLY) Bart!

17:40

Bart Simpson: (INNOCENTLY) What?

17:41

Lisa Simpson: I can't believe you're not still popular.

17:43

Bart Simpson: What'd you do... screw up like The Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?

17:47

Homer Simpson: All the time. It was the title of our second album!

17:51

Homer Simpson: But we were about to learn an iron law of show business: What goes up must come down.

17:57

Lisa Simpson: What about Bob Hope? He's been consistently popular for over 50 years.

18:01

Bart Simpson: So has Sinatra.

18:02

Homer Simpson: Well, anyway, we were all getting tired of--

18:05

Lisa Simpson: Dean Martin still packs 'em in.

18:06

Bart Simpson: Ditto Tom Jones.

18:07

Homer Simpson: Shut up!

18:08

Marge Simpson: With your father on the road all the time I tried to compensate for his absence...

18:18

Homer Simpson: Hi, kids... I love (SPEEDS UP UNINTELLIGIBLY)

Lisa Simpson: (SCREAM)

Lisa Simpson: (SCREAM)

18:28

Homer Simpson: Meanwhile, the group was having problems of its own...

18:31

(Recording Studio: Int. Recording Studio - day)

18:31

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SING) FOR ALL THE LATEST MEDICAL POOP / CALL SURGEON GENERAL, C. EVERETT KOOP / KOOP KOOP ADOOP

18:47

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: This is worse than your song about Mr. T.

18:50

Homer Simpson: I pity the fool who doesn't like... he. And wher's Barney?

18:54

Seymour Skinner: Oh, he's with his new girlfriend. (CONTEMPTUOUS) The Japanese conceptual artist.

19:01

Barney Gumble: Barbershop is in danger of growing stale. I'm taking it to strange new places.

19:08

Kako: (SPOKEN) Number 8.

Barney Gumble: (BELCH)

19:10

Kako: (SPOKEN) Number 8.

Barney Gumble: (BELCH)

19:10

Kako: (SPOKEN) Number 8.

Barney Gumble: (BELCH)

19:10

Kako: (SPOKEN) Number 8.

Barney Gumble: (BELCH)

19:10

Kako: (SPOKEN) Number 8.

Barney Gumble: (BELCH)

19:10

Homer Simpson: Then came the day we knew we were finished.

19:20

Seymour Skinner: Gentlemen, US Magazine just came out with its "What's Hot and What's Not Issue."

19:24

Homer Simpson: Are we hot?

19:26

Seymour Skinner: (GRIM) We are not.

19:27

Homer Simpson: We all went our separate ways.

19:30

(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - day)

19:30

Seymour Skinner: Well William, I'm back. So, how did you spend your summer?

19:35

Groundskeeper Willie: I made millions in software and lost it at the track. Ach!

19:41

(Kwik-E-Mart: Int. kwik-E-Mart - day)

19:41

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: It may not be glamorous, but it's good honest work.

19:44

Woman With Baby: How much is this quart of milk?

19:46

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Twelve dollars.

19:48

(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's Tavern - day)

19:48

Moe Szyslak: (FRIENDLY) Hey, Barney, what'll it be?

19:50

Barney Gumble: I'd like a beer Moe.

19:52

Kako: I'd like a single plum floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.

19:56

Moe Szyslak: Here you go.

19:58

(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Int. Power plant - Day)

19:58

Homer Simpson: Hey, fellas! I'm back.

19:59

Carl Carlson: Ah that's great. Your replacement was getting tired.

20:04

Carl Carlson: Hey, Queenie, you can go now.

20:07

Homer Simpson: I'll give her a good home.

20:09

(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson House - Living Room - The present)

20:09

Homer Simpson: (PATTING STOMACH) And I did.

20:12

Homer Simpson: I'll never forget my five-and-a-half weeks at the top.

20:16

Bart Simpson: Man, that's some story.

20:17

Lisa Simpson: But there are still a few things I don't get. Like how come we never heard about this until today?

20:22

Bart Simpson: Yeah, and what happened to the money you made?

20:24

Lisa Simpson: Why haven't you hung up your gold record?

20:25

Bart Simpson: Since when could you write a song?

20:26

Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) There are perfectly good answers to those questions, but they'll have to wait for another night. Now off to bed.

20:50

Seymour Skinner: (NOSTALGIC) I can't remember the last time we were all together.

20:53

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Last year on that stupid Dame Edna special.

20:56

Barney Gumble: And a one and a two and a three...

20:59

Seymour Skinner: Ba bum bum bum...

21:01

Be Sharps: (SINGS) BABY ON BOARD / HOW I'VE ADORED / THAT SIGN ON MY CAR'S WINDOWPANE...

21:12

(BLDG.: Ext. Bldg.)

21:12

Human Fly: (WIMPY VOICE) Hello... Human Fly here... C'mon. I stayed up all night dying my underwear.

21:19

Paper Boy: Extra, extra! Be Sharps sing on rooftop!

21:23

Man: What? Gimme one of those!

21:25

Man: Wait a minute! There's nothing in here about the Be Sharps. Come back here!

21:34

Paper Boy: Haw haw!

21:34

George Harrison: It's been done.

21:40

Lou: Pretty, eh, Chief?

21:41

Chief Wiggum: It sure is, Lou... It sure is.

21:45

Chief Wiggum: Get the tear gas.

21:46

Be Sharps: ... IT'S A TRIP TO PARADISE / WITH MY BA-BY... ON BOARD!

22:01

Homer Simpson: I'd like to thank you on behalf of the group, and I hope we passed the audition.

22:10

Barney Gumble: (LAUGHS) I don't get it.

SEASON 5 EPISODE 1

Homer's Barbershop Quartet

This episode is available in 4:3 & 16:9

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Audio commentary available

Homer recounts his phenomenal rise to superstardom as a member of the barbershop quartet, The Be Sharps. ...

CAST & CREW
Dan Castellaneta
Nancy Cartwright
Julie Kavner
Yeardley Smith
Harry Shearer

Producers
David Mirkin

DIRECTORS
Mark Kirkland

WRITERS
Jeff Martin

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Grammy Awards
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Grammy Awards

The Be Sharps win a Grammy. Homer is home sick.
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Quartet Tales
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Quartet Tales

Homer tells the story of when he used to be in a barbershop quartet.
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Songwriting
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Songwriting

Homer tries to write new songs for the Be Sharps.
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Be Sharps
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Be Sharps

The Be Sharps make a splash on the radio.
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Musical Problems
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Musical Problems

Homer talks about the problems the Be Sharps were having during their heyday.

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